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Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

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more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

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YourEvilHero 12

this site can be addicting...

1- You should hire him. :D

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He have sore feet after standing for a whole hour?

don't mention it! so ,that 500 is the reason this FML was chosen? sort of encouragement?

yeah! cant agree more.

thx. i might start my own business tomorrow.

First time I have ever seen someone comment on their own FML sweet!

what planet are u living in?

YDI. You *two*.

Well look on the Bright side OP, at least this anecdote made it to the blog. Congrats! :D

I like turtles

There's a crap ton of ops commenting on there own fmls now the world must be ending