Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML
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tylersign 11
What the hell? Did you have a demon eating a child as a tattoo?
itzNaynay 0
Laugh and tell him that your dad said he'll see him soon.
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KRiddle 15
Well, at least you'll be saved* now. Ha.
mrsvallerybieber 0
Praying for someone doesn't automatically mean they're saved. Far from it.
keneda21_fml 0
You've been HEALED!!!!!!
KrayKrayGurl117 7
What was the tattoo..? Thats kinda really freaky...
Mopmob02 18
Because you know... only spawns of the devil gets tattoos. fyl OP, If you don't see him again it will probably be too soon.
Darwin03 1
Should have decked him and blamed it on the demons.
zpme103 3
you are a ******* retard
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sometimes I get stared at when wearing the occasional metal band shirt. I even had some zealous nut preach to me how my music is sin and I will burn in hell if I don't join his church. I did want to tell that God listens to Slayer, but it's kind of hard to do with a mouth full of food and trying not to choke on it while laughing at him. So sorry for you for sure OP!
mikeymayhem_87 15
*tell him that God listens to Slayer that is
FMLsOhilarious 6
And this is why I hate those overbearing, strictly religious people. They're annoying as shit.
bosu_no_youna 0
Oh, fundies...
SoultheWolf 19
I have no idea what your tattoo is to say if you deserve this or not. If it was something evil/debolic I can see why he'd do it, doesn't make it right though... I really hate people like that. I got a cute little wolf that is a mixture of anime/cartoon design that I drew, and my EXTREMELY Christian family members on my step father's side said it was anti Christ. =x