Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
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Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
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Tripartita 44
Now all three of your girls can enjoy the pool!
Miss_Whipped 43
And that's when the rest of the people at the pool started to have fun.
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Comments (41)
Madz1996 11
**** out for harambe
Iwannarock1 19
This comment alone, makes you marriage material.
GeeThatSucks 9
Just awful. What about a national tragedy like this is funny? Or do people like you get off on prolonging grief? The insensitivity of this meme is having real effects on the people involved. I'm really saddened that so many people would pile on victims, especially after being asked to stop.
MofoV 7
It's the internet. Learn how to take a joke and move on.
GeeThatSucks 9
No. People are emotionally devastated from this. This is not a joke. that's my big ******* issue here. If it were funny, fine, but it isn't. this is laughing at tragedy and it's sick. If you can't hear how your actions effect people then you're the one with the problem. and it's a problem a lot of people have right now. too many people are close minded and unwilling to consider the humane option. too many people are getting away with being insensitive the sake of causing pain. You need to learn that not everything is a joke. You need to learn when a line is being crossed.
Lalala579121 27
Wait, let me get this straight. You're calling the killing of a gorilla at a zoo a national tragedy? ...The ****? And now, since you're so easily triggered, and frankly it's hilarious, I'll combine some jokes with another event that people still love getting up in arms about: Harambe did 9/11 Gorillas can't melt steel beams Harambe was an inside job Good day, sir.
sleepyolivia 14
It was probably an accident, plus she's only two. Calm down.
ThrottleJockey 35
Sounds like you and your girls had a swell time.
randy37 7
pictures please
jake_braves 25
You're an idiot #1
mfmylifesrsly 29
So, instead of explaining to her why its not appropriate, you punish her? Shes TWO. TWO YEARS OLD. She doesnt have **** so who ******* cares. For all we know it could have been an accident. Hell in some country's girls swim without a top until they're like 10. We as a society seriously need to stop making the female nipple taboo and that girls should be ashamed of them.
mfmylifesrsly 29
Oh. my. god. I misread the fml as the 2 year old daughter untied HER swim top. EVERYONE DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS COMMENT. I WILL TAKE THE THUMBS DOWN I DESERVED IT.
Iwannarock1 19
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lalala579121 27
By the time you got home and punished the child, they wouldn't even know what they were being punished for. And on another note, please never have children, #1.
species4872 19
Isn't it true that the two year had coaxed her mother into giving her a piggyback ride and when the mother was sufficiently distracted the said two year old did willfully with malice and fore thought engage in said offense in a public place with the sole intention of providing embarrassment to the before mentioned mother. Clearly we are dealing with a very devious, cunning two year old who has no regard for and kind of social order or conventions of decency and as such the said two year old should be punished to the fullest extent as demanded by other posters on this site. Or maybe, just maybe she, while in a state of fun, had innocently and accidentally caused her mothers top to come undone. A very difficult decision, a world class criminal mastermind or just a fun loving two year old.