Today, while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me. He was admitted for stalking and abusing a girl who looked just like me. It's only my first week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my supervisor that it makes me feel uncomfortable when my coworker teases me by saying a special needs client is in love with me at the residential facility I work at. Her response was, “Well, he is obsessed with you. He writes your name down hundreds of times and watches you out his window." FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, the girl I stalked in high school found me. I've since gotten therapy and fixed my attachment issues, but she told my fiancée the whole story anyway. Now I'm single and sleeping on my clothes in the back of a U-haul. FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
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SortOfSexy 4
Hey, look on the bright side. Someone has a crush on you.
RedPillSucks 33
draw a picture of you and him in a zombie apocalypse. set him as the zombie.
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Comments (81)
skittlestrailmix 14
Being a psych nurse is a really tough job! Being a nurse in general is a touch job! Good luck handling the man... Maybe you can get other nurses to work with him.
Vash_41288 10
You are going to realize this sort of thing comes with this field. Your going to get more of these experiences, and stranger ones as well. Deal with it as best you can and don't take it to heart, trust me if you can't handle it, this setting is not for you. I'm a psychologist and trust me you have not seen anything yet.
sayahiei 7
I work at a prison and there is a convicted rapist who, as I found out, has a fixation on me. Because I work in the area of cells that he lives in, I get to deal with creepy mantras and staring from him every day. You just get used to it and keep safe when you are around him.
OhDearBetrayal 25
I can only imagine how terrified you'd be if you ever ran into him after he gets out
Sai_Run614 7
Halloween trick or treat for real.
rini_xo 1
That's pretty standard to psychiatric hospitals. I worked in one for a time too & I had one guy following me around all day every day, trying to smell my hair.
dabeast15 7
Just **** him and that's that
Chris455 8
I didn't mean to make you feel like that, it's just you're so yummy, and you make me feel all warm inside. But now.... I will follow you EVERYWHERE until you go out with me. :) i'll protect you while you sleep, it's okay. *insert evil laugh*
mbpoland 5
That seems a little too convenient to be posting on FML...
Lehk 9
go all Nurse Ratched on his ass. he won't harass you if he is utterly terrified of you
hannahboo15 1
What did you expect from the psychiatric hospital?