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Merith2004 Spring Branch, United States

Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

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Merith2004 17

hey everyone. thanks for being understanding for the most part. this was just one of the "I wasnt thinking" kind of things. dont worry though: I got several slaps on the back of then head from cousins who were in earshot.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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MxAxRxCxO 30

Poor choice of words under the circumstances, although you meant no harm

StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, at least you are alive !

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nitrog100 21

I know how that works. My default out-tro is have a nice day/night. It's a habit that really sneaks up on you.

tatertot623 4

I too am a cashier and have the same reply. I've also taken it out of work a few times though never in such an embarrassing way. At least you didn't mean it in any bad kinda way.

nachosbabygurl 9

poor choiceof words

huzi0410 4

it happens, dont worry about it

amberarnold953 11

Lol! At least your customers ask how you're doing. Mine just say "Fine. Lemme get" whatever they want. It's like there's a robot in front of them instead of a person.