Love: Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend... - FML

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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cutycat136 28

Friday 27 March 2015 17:40

Hey, he's a guy, at least he tried.

Magnettik 16

Friday 27 March 2015 17:42

At least it smells good

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Stripes12345 23

Friday 27 March 2015 18:33

"Flavored"?

pbenecew 9

Friday 27 March 2015 18:35

Rule #32: Enjoy the little things. Quit complaining and be appreciative.

hsbzjsnsos 12

Friday 27 March 2015 18:44

at least he tried

chocolatelover96 14

Friday 27 March 2015 18:48

Next time, just add a little fragranced oil with the Alka Seltzer,and you have a very cheap bath bomb.

katydid91 31

Friday 27 March 2015 18:59

Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 27 March 2015 22:06

You misspelled 'plop plop'

katydid91 31

Saturday 28 March 2015 9:27

I did misspell it. I wrote that comment late at night, just before going to sleep. My bad.

ZaiopePerSe 15

Friday 27 November 2015 0:53

"my typo doesn't count because I'm not responsible for my actions when I should be sleeping but choose not to'

dractheripper 11

Friday 27 March 2015 19:03

Its the thought that counts. :)

Manic1 13

Friday 27 March 2015 19:06

His heart was in the right place

kimg0885 23

Friday 27 March 2015 19:14

I don't get it...at least he tried to do something nice for you.

zachb20 15

Friday 27 March 2015 19:15

Oh, what a relief it was!

ligerzero459 24

Friday 27 March 2015 19:15

That was some serious ingenuity right there

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