Love: Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend... - FML

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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cutycat136 28

Friday 27 March 2015 17:40

Hey, he's a guy, at least he tried.

Magnettik 16

Friday 27 March 2015 17:42

At least it smells good

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SaucierGirl 20

Saturday 1 September 2018 8:57

That’s kinda sweet, and you liked it, right? I see no problems.

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