Love: Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend... - FML

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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cutycat136 28

Friday 27 March 2015 17:40

Hey, he's a guy, at least he tried.

Magnettik 16

Friday 27 March 2015 17:42

At least it smells good

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mattyice18 5

Friday 27 March 2015 19:20

now you show him where the bath salts are and hint for him to try again

speakfreely 21

Friday 27 March 2015 19:33

Aww that was kinda sweet it's the thought that counts

liliyalee89 4

Friday 27 March 2015 19:55

and?

LoverWordsFood 27

Friday 27 March 2015 19:56

I'm wondering how many he used to make this bath awsome. That is pretty funny. I laughed really hard at that. Pop, pop, fizz, fizz.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 27 March 2015 19:58

What a pioneering spirit to come up with such a creative solution!

alex_gen 38

Friday 27 March 2015 20:01

If nothing else, at least the illustration is pretty awesome.

nityasomaiya 46

Saturday 16 May 2015 7:49

It makes me want to have a bath now.

imbedderdenu 23

Friday 27 March 2015 20:23

flavored? ummm

crackpotL 33

Friday 27 March 2015 20:26

Sweet Cartoon

greeneyedx 23

Friday 27 March 2015 20:45

At least he tried.

spoo 24

Friday 27 March 2015 20:56

I dont get what the problem is. Felt nice, smelled nice..

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