Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
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Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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Top comments
Calacor 17
well, shit
jojimugo 20
How hard were you pushing? Goddamm
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Comments (66)
Crescent_Moon 17
Well shit. I'm going to be driving myself insane while I go to the bathroom from now on...
MehNameIsJuan 15
I do not understand how one gets appendicitis from this.
mikbrooke 25
one does not get appendicitis from pushing hard. the appendicitis would already have been there. a symptom of it being you feel like you have to poop.
mosquito19 14
you do not get appendicitis from pushing.
Shade1982 21
Yeah, I think op would have had the appendicitis regardless of pushing :P.
conman531 23
Holy shit, dude
brandon3747 16
Taking a shit had nothing to do with it. Ya it would hurt a lot pushing a shit while you had an appendicitis, you still had one either way if you were pushing or not and would of ended up in the hospital no matter what.
Lopmon 7
I bet you'd be too afraid to poop after that now.. FYL ..
ACE1442 16
Don't feel bad, the exact and i mean the exact same thing happened to me a few months ago.
hockeybabe1716 4
I just had surgery for an appendectomy.... Not fun!!
alicelouise66 5
you do know that the two are not related. right?