Health: Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Leo - 23/07/2023 12:00

Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Calacor 17

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:16

well, shit

jojimugo 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:20

How hard were you pushing? Goddamm

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AWildNoeAppeared 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:45

Just came home and was about to take a massive shit when i saw this. Now I'm afraid

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 13 April 2015 0:16

I'll bet you still took that shit though didn't you???

redneckpunk 14

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:48

sounds like a kind of shitty day...

TheArrow_fml 5

Monday 13 April 2015 0:12

ouch, sorry, did you recover ok?

Markovski 18

Monday 13 April 2015 0:26

Eat more fibres.

rachelthelime_fml 29

Monday 13 April 2015 0:38

Oh god, I hope you're okay now!

flamingarrow59 21

Monday 13 April 2015 0:40

Got my appendix out in 4th grade Im sure you will get through it OP

Jennandco 25

Monday 13 April 2015 1:15

How does constipation link to your appendix? 0.o get well soon!

tukies 28

Monday 13 April 2015 4:51

One of the symptoms of appendicitis is feeling the need to use the restroom. It will make you think if I can go I will feel better. Kinda funny since another symptom is constipation.

KonohaTroubles 11

Monday 13 April 2015 2:19

*Inserts generic shit joke* Kidding, but seriously, are you alright? O.o

MediocreMan19 18

Monday 13 April 2015 2:25

A "little" too hard?

tigerbite 3

Monday 13 April 2015 5:06

that moment when you're reading this Fml while forcing a shit out and becoming paranoid.

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