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What happened?
She needs new glasses...
Oh no someone made a joke, lets cry about it on the internet
Sounds like something my grandma would say
I can't wait to become one of them!
Can't say I wouldn't be a little upset. Lol
Well... Australia. She was probably bitten by something poisonous and is slowly being devoured from the inside.
Damn! Grandparents can be assholes sometimes
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You could always say "I could say the same about yourself." ...Or is that too mean?
Tell her that her eyesight must be getting bad because you're still gorgeous. Then flip your hair and walk away like the bad bitch you are.