Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML
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Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
If your toddler isn't potty train, why isn't he/she wearing a diaper?
Luky13 0
bah. you people make me sad. the video obviously bored the shit out of her.
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Comments (58)
underguarded 20
Your child is dumb. FYL
maybaybe 0
Her child isn't dumb, it just hasn't been fought where to take a shit yet.
maybaybe 0
*taught
AlyBong 0
yeah 13, youre not so smart. The child isnt stupid. The parents are for not putting a diaper on a non toilet-trained child.
unfortunate_13 5
i'd say underguarded is pretty dumb. FHL.
sourgirl101 29
"Number two"? Now that's funny!(:
mightymart 5
you need to watch Harry Potter.. hahahahahah!!!! Harry POTTER!!! get it?? hahahahahah !!
caroliquey 0
so funny
DaveOnDope 4
yawn
riggens7522 0
did you rub her nose in it?
calley123 0
hahahahahahahah! I cracked up at that!
unfortunate_13 5
this probably won't be the last time this will happen
nathan5 0
So if reason number 2 is poop. What's reason number 1?
CaptainJ1000 1
Your daughter will probably grow up to be president.
zivlaks 0
n1
nathan5 0
Aw, I was hoping for a funny 'number 1 is the may piss themselves' answer. Ruined my fun with your seriousness! Lol
katkev 5
That child needs a beating!
PrincessNothing 0
Uh. YDI for not leaving her in a diaper or a pull-up or ANY kind of under clothes until you were fully prepared. That's disgusting and unsanitary, and of course you're going to have accidents all over the house if they aren't wearing anything.