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honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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I waited and was terrified I was told thongs that just weren't true! she will come around good luck.

I wish i saw this a long time ago. Get out now.

What was her problem?

Maybe she was scared to lose her virginity

I would cry too. I've always thought penises were gross.

Ouch. Sorry OP. But I hope you can see where shes coming from. Shes a virgin right? "First times" are scary, and the longer you put off facing something (whatever it may be), the scarier it becomes. My advice is to wait until things calm down a little, and talk it out. Just whatever you do, DONT PRESSURE HER. If you do, youre marriage will be shorter than Kim Kardashians, guarenteed.

Is there any chance she is asexual?

Just like in hentai

Did something happen to her in the past?