Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my parents accidentally bounced some checks through a miscommunication. They now owe the bank $700 and can't afford groceries, which means we're relying on me, a 17-year-old girl who works at McDonald's 2 days a week, to get us by for the next few weeks. FML
Today, working at McDonald’s, I get lunch money on top of my salary. Well, actually I don’t *get* the money, I can eat the money. No freestyling though, only items that are actually on the menu. I guess my health and my figure won’t be lovin' it. FML
Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Today, it has been 57 hours since I have last had food. The fridge is empty. The freezer is empty. The pantry is empty. Even my bank account is empty because my pay has been delayed. Again. FML
Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
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Top comments
mega20913 8
Hey...you gotta do what you gotta do...more power to you
AussieChild 22
Maybe spend that time applying for jobs, instead of online surveys?
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Comments (129)
thiscrazything 1
What good would nasty, frozen burgers do you. If you can't pay rent and get thrown out? Better switch to plan B, and spend your time looking for a better job. Good luck, keep a positive attitude and you will be fine.
karmicsamadi86 9
As much as I detest McDonalds, this is actually a really smart idea. You're thinking ahead and that kind of mentality should definitely help you find a new job. Good luck!
redarx05 0
Maybe you should eat all the burgers now until you're fat so you can hibernate for the next few months.
foshizzle82 7
I know we shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes but man, did your comment make me laugh hehehe
Alliente 9
I understand what 3 was saying, because it would make more sense to buy them as you go you would think. But 3 over time the cards lose value and money therefore you wouldn't be able to get as much later on
teresedanielle 2
Why not fill out job applications instead?
greenie213 23
Mix it up a little! Get some BK in there as well.
Sandman366 6
Most gift cards these days don't have expiries or lose value over time I think, because its just tacky. Double check the fine print on the back, and if they don't, then definitely buy fresh if you can. Fresh fast food is better than reheated in microwave after months fast food.
Equin0x 0
Frozen and then defrosted McDonalds, as if eating it fresh wasn't bad enough.
LigerFan 1
The situation sucks but you show some really great ingenuity.
Myo_fml 20
Why not just apply for a job at mcdonalds instead?
drkate25 30
Good plan!!! Solves 2 problems at once!