Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML
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Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, my cat locked herself in the bathroom and screamed until she was let out, for what seems like the millionth time this week. It took me a while to realize she's doing it on purpose for attention. She is loved and cared for; I've never neglected her. Apparently, it's still not enough. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
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acmariner99 25
Hey, the same thing happened to me this morning... only it was my 2 year old.
BrotherPhil 35
Dogs are for people who need to be looked at as a God. Cats are for people who are strong enough for their God to stand on their chest at 5am, demanding a sacrifice.
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Comments (20)
BasketBallForever293 17
so? just feed the cat and then go back to bed
OnReceivingEnd 18
Congratulations. You now realize where you are in the pecking order. Remember....other pets have OWNERS....but cats have SERVANTS.
leeloo7 22
Mine used to meow after he pooped, at 5am usually bc he wants me to flash the toilet since, it’s a press down button and yeah he poops 💩 in the toilet; then I changed the feeding time and now poops during the day... and the poop 💩 knife is close by 😏
BukauacXx 1
I really don't like Cats. It's cool that you like 'em, but I prefer Birbs.
callmeVale 10
Typical cat 😂😹
ParkerM77 4
man **** cats
SwordSlashBlade 13
Why I hate cats and love dogs.
Ali Nayeri 4
It's your fault for having a cat as a pet XD Cats are evil