Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"And then I pulled out my gun!"
datguyuno 5
I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up
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Comments (82)
MissRoxiie 12
Thats sucks op =/ i hope for u the screen isnt to damaged, cellphones are so fragile these days.
bball234 6
"run into her," too.
divadro102 16
Iphone? A slim otter box does wonders
ironwords 8
A box full of otters can protect your phone? I better pay a visit to my local zoo.
timmyliao 5
Make her pay for the damages on ur car and ur phone
auriane_fml 19
Where in the fml does it say it she damaged his car? I agree with the first part though. Make her pay for a new phone or take her phone.
waileybeem1994 1
And she would have officially been "bitch slapped".
kaykay20 0
Get a otter box it can cost a lot but it keeps your phone safe. Theirs ones that cost less without screen protection but doesn't seem like a good option for you.
DocBastard 40
I would Sprint to the nearest store and buy a protective case for your Nextel-ephone. If you're careful, I see good things on the Verizon for you.
buddmoney 0
Give her a Boost
leadman1989 16
Nextel-ephone got me... nice
unmistakablyamaz 4
I dont have a phone case for my touch screen and it's been through hell. Almost daily. Gotta love the durability of a Samsung. :)
oops_im_fucked 8
Punch da bitch!
yamatelle 19
Do it like Doc would. Take the broken glass and rip the bitch a new asshole.
DocBastard 40
Say what now? I don't insert glass up people's rectums, I just remove it. I prefer to rip new assholes with my words.
yamatelle 19
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Doc's words will rip you a new asshole.