Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
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Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
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mr_smiley227 0
put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi
urdirtyolduncle 15
yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..
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Comments (165)
bischkeboy 3
who ever says he deserved it for having head phones on, is an idiot. you expect people to never use headphones "just in case". Thats just stupid. people like to listen to headphones and not listen to everything all the time. I bet all of you are guilty of listening to your iPod loud with both plugs in at one point in your life. I hope something happens to you next time you do.
mrducky5 0
Good fail.
mrducky5 0
shows how awesome your headphones are;D
Fr3nChii 0
disx made me a qiqqle a lil...but n e way dizx iz ur fault so have fun payinq 4 d damaqez kuzx YDI 4 nawt payinq attention...i think u deserved disx
thebestof1984 0
Really?? You're 20 or 21 years and you cannot spell basic English words?....
CitrusGirl 0
q does not equal g
liveinanigloo 2
Were you playing Mario, by any chance? You may be a virtual plumber but you don't seem like a very good real plumber.
Courtneyyy12 0
hahahaha!!
IrishSoulja 4
DURRRRR YEW DEZERV EET CUS YEW WER WEARING HEADFONZ!!!! Good gracious how do people come up with this stuff? The guy is hardly gonna NOT wear headphones in case of a household disaster happening!!
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Be happy!! you get to be lazy while swimming!!
RockstarRN 10
Don't ever admit that! Say you were listening to music or something. FYL
TookaWooka666 0
He had to finish that Black Ops match before he would move to get that next Red Bull theeen he notices the flooding, comes on here tells us how it sucks, then goes back to playing lol.