Miscellaneous: Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he...

By xmelissadavisx - 28/11/2015 12:21

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 12/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By herzausstein - 21/12/2009 22:36 - Belgium

Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 18:00

Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Sunday 29 November 2015 17:01

Even though he puked on your lunch, it was a nice thing to do op!

makkarari 18

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:00

Better to have no lunch than to be covered in vomit!

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katydid91 31

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:58

He lost his lunch on your lunch. How ironic.

mastersmithson 13

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:01

karma and all that :-)

oiler 21

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:23

Karma will come your way saved him alot embarrasment.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:28

Got a spare few dollars on you to buy a lunch right?

pete9913 23

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:55

you couldn't dump.the bag on your lap real quick first?

Ashgb757 5

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:26

You should of just ran away lol

pandarae 12

Sunday 29 November 2015 20:59

That was very nice of you. I bet he felt bad, plus you are not covered in sick.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 29 November 2015 21:59

No lunch all day ORRR covered in puke all day

dirty_dan_ 15

Monday 30 November 2015 0:47

Why would he hold back? when you're sick, that shit just comes on out

R2Y2 22

Monday 30 November 2015 5:00

No good deed goes unpunished

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