Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, I matched with someone on a dating app. The first thing they said to me was, "What is the chance that you are the trombone player living below me and would you please stop playing after 9 p.m.?" I am that trombone player and due to Covid I have to practice a lot in my apartment. FML
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Top comments
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Tonight, get the biggest speakers you can find and play extremely loud dubstep out of them.
HowieDoIt 21
Tuba fair, at least it's not bagpipes. Those really blow.
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Comments (99)
lawlerss 4
Maybe they're preparing for the new urban crime wave...Drive by tuba solos.
jw90 18
That's when I plug in my guitar and start playing Thunderstruck to drown out their Beethoven. .
ifavela89 13
if ya can't beat them join them with louder music he might not like lol
ColbyGB 13
Tuba time is anytime
simoncat 11
It's Time to begin violin lessons, my friend.
Mary_victor 3
Have a huge ass party from 2am till the sun rises. that'll teach him a lesson.
martin8337 36
Tell him to blow it out his ear/ass.
wyldefyre 5
Lovely alliteration!
cookie1207 19
Do you have anythimg against musicians!!!!?
TheCowCollector 2
Just smoke a bowl, enjoy the free music gently dancing with your mind, and fall back asleep. ;)