Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, I matched with someone on a dating app. The first thing they said to me was, "What is the chance that you are the trombone player living below me and would you please stop playing after 9 p.m.?" I am that trombone player and due to Covid I have to practice a lot in my apartment. FML
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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Tonight, get the biggest speakers you can find and play extremely loud dubstep out of them.
HowieDoIt 21
Tuba fair, at least it's not bagpipes. Those really blow.
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kiaora_fml 11
My neighbor did this once, so I downloaded some Justin Bieber and played it really loud, he stopped
sinekt 9
This happened to me once, but with loud music. Also rented flat, so only stupid teenagers living there. Luckily the apartment fuse panels are open in my building, I just went to the panel and took the fuse with me. Guess who paid for the electric company to solve the problem next day? And guess who has an extra spare fuse? :D
crispy174 7
You didn't know that?
ballpython 15
This is a great opportunity to utilize one of those speakers that turns any surface into a speaker. Attach one to the ceiling and play the Imperial March with a kazoo through the speaker.
StefanKa 23
Didn't you know? Any time is a good tuba time.
Ray_of_midnight 23
did he play the tuba solo from Billy and the Boingers' "U Stink But I Love U"?
LtStormhammer 1
My friend. Though you don't know me and I don't know you. I have to be the voice of reason, and tell you, that all time is optimal tuba time.
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Are you so sure it was a tuba? It isn't the lady who asked for the laxatives?
TechnoStew 21
Tell him to STFU
thatbigboy1016 8
Ff