Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML
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BallsFace 0
I bet you felt like shit.
perdix 31
I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
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Comments (257)
lillypilly35 0
why didn't you take the stairs or stuff tp in your underwear or wear a diaper if you had diarrhea 2 within 35 miniutes?? your life sucks op. :(
lillypilly35 0
I think you would say I had diarrhea in my pants... instead of I diarrhea'd WTF?? btw you should always take the stairs at the doctors I always do because lifts could break and I'm not lazy :) fyl
Marcelb 17
of course the official term would be: poo-poo'd
beelz3boss07 0
I don't understand how anyone can think ydi?
Shturmanbasov 0
He deserves it because he wrote "diarrhea'd".
estelleselene_CX 12
oh crap! literally...
thatdood13 1
in soviet Russia, number 2 pushes you! (then you violent shit yourself)
T_Touchdown 0
WIN!!!!!! Sorry but I couldn"t stop laughing.
tmags 0
Lol hope u feel better and shit better
WhataWook 0
Cool story bro.
KamilleBlack 3
....I'm SSSSOOOOOO sorry, man. That ******* sucks monkey balls --'
KamilleBlack 3
....I'm SSSSOOOOOO sorry, man. That ******* sucks monkey balls --'