Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
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Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
Silver lining. More leg room for however long the trip was.
PoolDeadio 12
There's pros and cons to having a restroom on a moving bus. This is a con.
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Comments (41)
Hildy93 21
Ok gross
Shay_Shay97 23
Well gee I wonder why?
Gabbrill 11
THAT, is why you sit if you go on a bus!
lexos 16
Always sit down when you pee in a moving vehicle.
anyagrande 31
At least in the future u'll know to always bring some spare clothes when u go on another coach bus now
prettygurl89 16
Awwww that sucks! I laughed a little but then felt guilty lol
sNOOBie_fml 24
That's why you man up and sit down in that kind of restroom.
watermelon15 35
Oh my god that's so terrible. FYL
Tonymac617 16
Sit sit sit when using a moving bathroom.
Futacy 30
This has always been my biggest fear while peeing on a coach bus or airplane. "What if we hit a massive curve or meet horrible turbulence and I get thrown into the wall or ceiling?"