Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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RandomnGuyZ 9
Anal.
epicgamer 18
Just make up for it on a different date.
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Comments (62)
BrailynRaylynn 22
I honestly thought this was going to end with you getting a text from your boyfriend dumping you..
acuddlefish 2
If you can get to an adult store, you can buy sponges specifically designed to be worn during your period. They feel just like skin and stop the flow, making sex possible and with no mess.
sweetpotato301 7
OP is probably aware that she can have sex on her period. Not everybody wants to.
Talis99 26
Put down a towel or **** in the shower. Orgasms help cramps anyway.
zeusdom 15
I feel you OP, every girlfriend I've been with in the last 6 years has had their period on Valentine's Day. It sucks trying to make it a special night and not being able to but it's just a number on a Calendar and any other day can be made just as special (:
biopilot17 9
At least you didn't just get broken up with...
bsshooter 14
wouldn't it be a beaver dam in this case
rissa5214 14
Omg there's an app for that? Please excuse me...
steeck1 6
No big deal. Regular sex will make you day, but anal can make your whole week.
blackrose1996 11
Pray your a day late girly