Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
myselfami tells us more.
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.
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memo619 0
I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way
jes1610 6
hahahah blood sprinkler. win
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warsha 0
good for u! **** the life of the person who was driving behind u!
texas1992 0
text me 2145024315
CardMaster1992 0
I agree 99% with Doc. and I have saved a few lives. oh and if you're wondering, I was a lifeguard.
zombiekitten87 12
this is written confusingly. I think op is saying they got rear ended, but it also sounds like the person behind op managed to run over the guy in grey. if the first is true, yeah that sucks but at least it's not vehicular manslaughter, but if the second is true, it's not really f YOUR life, but more like f THEIR lives.
PassTheDutch 0
you shoulda hit him. it wouldn't of been your fault.
TraceCase_ 19
I would hate myself forever if I hit someone and killed them. **** stupid morons who run out in front of cars. At least they're weeding themselves out of the population but I don't want that on my conscious.
purple_sarah88 0
If you were rear ended it is the other drivers fault, they should have left a stopping distance. I hope they have insurance.
kellbelle032398 0
wait..did the car behind you hit you, or the pedestrian? if it hit ypu, then yeah, FML. but if it the pedestrian, it would be F the pedestrians life, not yours. and, how is it that you were able to not hit the pedestrian, but the person behind you could? that doesn't make sense, so i'm assuming the car hit you, in which case, you coulda just said, "today, i got rearended. FML"
sethars 0
anyone who runs in front of a car in the rain deserves to become a sprinkler... this is what crosswalks and traffic lights are for but fyl for deciding to spare him and then getting rear ended
stevenmx86 8
Blood sprinkler.. I like that haha