Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
myselfami tells us more.
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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memo619 0
I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way
jes1610 6
hahahah blood sprinkler. win
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MichaelsBabygirl 3
I think OP is trying to say he got rear-ended and then because of that, he was pushed into the pedestrian
2late2saveme 0
damn that sucks for the person that hit in the rear..fhl
mobius8 0
Sucks for the person behind you a lot more. It was beyond their control as much as it was beyond yours and I imagine that their car was as damaged as yours (probably more so seeing as the front of the car usually takes more damage than the back) AND they're the ones having to pay insurance in all likelihood.
boobyhill 0
ahhhhh "blood sprinkler"!!! love the term! that guy in the gray was definitely retarded, though.
irfan4 0
it sucks to be you.
DocBastard 40
Cardmaster - that was not meant to be an all-inclusive list. But you're right, lifeguards should be on the list too. Hence their title. :)
paigeme 0
so does tht mean the person got hit?
Capt_Oblivious 10
The person behind you managed to turn him into one? That's pretty impressive
spatz447 3
So you killed him?
Bartimaeus 7
(shakes head, grinning) black people... JUST KIDDING THATS RACIST. jk jk jk.