Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
myselfami tells us more.
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.
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memo619 0
I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way
jes1610 6
hahahah blood sprinkler. win
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Comments (158)
WowThatSucks1469 0
bonjour
stewpididiot 11
oh, man... that would have messed up your car BIG time... and prolly your afternoon too!
drew2711 0
At least you saved someones life. You can always repair your car damages.
KingDingALing 9
So, Doc! How many lives have you saved? And how many people have you killed? You don't have to lie, I can keep a secret... Don't worry everybody, I'll save you from Doc's evil surgeries...
HarlemzAngelita 0
in result did u hit the guy after being rear ended? at least your insurance will cover it.
shakeTHEworld 12
FYL. But atleast you didn't manage to ruin someone else's life, or worse, took their life.
shulgafish 0
the person at least deserved to be hospitalized otherwise he/she didn't learn a lesson.
DeadxManxWalking 27
so did u still go forward? lol
BluPenguin 3
Brakes* dammit, not breaks... YDI for being a 5th grade spelling moron
Creedlord 0
Oooh looks like someone will be making a trip down to the insurance company.!!
ohmygaaawsh29 0
wtf^