Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
myselfami tells us more.
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.
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memo619 0
I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way
jes1610 6
hahahah blood sprinkler. win
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Comments (158)
doglover100 29
He's the idiot for wearing dark clothes when it's dark outside.
OhReallyNow2000 6
fyl
Rammer3500 23
A car can be replaced. A person cant.
TheHinduHomie 12
Yeah, that's not true. Seven billion people in the world, in the grand scheme of things, one person's life is not that big a deal.