Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
myselfami tells us more.
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.
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memo619 0
I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way
jes1610 6
hahahah blood sprinkler. win
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YourWetDream 0
Haha well you should just hit the person next time...maybe they did it on purpose and you just ruined his death... :P
AnneFTW 17
If they weren't able to stop on time, they were tailgating you. Tailgaters are the worst type of people, not only could they kill you but they're so stupid as to not realise that they could kill themselves as well. People need to keep their distance or get off the road.
saikanoluna 0
dear doc, sarahs right, you say yourself that doctors save lives but usually in exchange for their own (time, sanity, body health due to stress and/or too much caffine, social and family) so by her swerving she saved the time, sanity, body health due to stress and/or too much caffine, social and family lives of the paramedics, the ER doctors and nuses, maybe intensive care, and most likely trauma and rehabilitation. thats alot of lives saved ie: lifesaver OP, keep doin watchoo doin ;)
dansco 25
Turn them into a bloody sprinkler?! Wtf does that mean? Randomly pissing blood at people sat on them?! You good driver, them behind not so much! They shouldn't have been so close in the bad weather :(
Tonys_kitten6 0
I think I would get out and beat that person who ran in front of you with a baseball bat
EvilPotato 15
YDI for not running him over...jk
NCR 0
lol this is a sad win
darkangel4700 0
freakin tailgaters
MrJentipede 2
should have laid him flat
kaylala33 1
Well, at least you and the pedestrian are alright, I guess...