Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML
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Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them. OK, I'm done.
Zebidee 9
#50 - Oh, the bleeding irony...
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Comments (110)
anon_e_m00se 8
Her dress isn't the problem. Her lack of spine is the problem. OP: get up off your ass and close the door. Every time they prop it, re-close it. If they get pissy and ask who keeps doing it, and why, own up to it and them to stop propping the door open.
Buggi_fml 0
Ikr! I was just thinking the same thing. Knowing my attitude and how cold I get they would have been assed out cuz the door would have gotten locked and they would have had to take the long way around
allycat2015 0
maybe she wore a dress for the kind of profession she's in… and maybe she cant help that she works near the door… and maybe she can't help there's construction going on
Kiyoha 0
20 isn't that bad. Don't you have a coat? Or a mouth you can use to ask them to close the door?
Yankeebby69 0
for all the idiots asking "why are you wearing a dress?" um, ever heard of a sweater dress? and, if she works in a building, in a damn chair all day, i'm pretty sure she'd be fine on a regular day, because buildings have a little something called HEAT.
wiggs5 0
um sweater dresses are for a cool like 50 to 60 degree weather thing honey.... not freezing to the point of snow. she should have wrapped up. and you should chill on the attitude lol
Yankeebby69 0
No thanks, I'll keep my attitude(: and, definitely not. Many sweater dresses are made fairly thick, and with a coat over it, going from her car to the office wouldn't kill her. She works indoors, why dress like a damn eskimo??
Yankeebby69 0
um, i think the word you are looking for is STUPID!
kryptography 0
Just close the door. Tomorrow, wear something warmer.
Sheilatakeabow 0
That seems pretty warm to me. Maybe it's just because I'm British, but I think wearing a dress is acceptable if it's 20 degrees.
Sheilatakeabow 0
Ah, wait. Just realised she means in Farenheight. Nevermind.
sourires 12
took me awhile to realise it too :D
lmfao_miniwheats 0
umm try minus 20? suck it up princess that's warm
Aquamarch 0
....if it's 20 degrees outside why would you wear a dress? O_o
Zebidee 9
Because she is inside.
megashroom 6
Well, take the dress off, and tell them to stop.