Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
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zp5 4
It must be a little weird when you guys go to the kitchen table to eat...I mean, it must be a little quiet...
Luky13 0
"pass the salt?" "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET IT YOURSELF!"
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Comments (96)
lizzykingsnorth 2
big ******* deal, my parents got divorced and we lived in the same house for 5 years. get over it darling
portagebeast 4
That is the worst! I went through the same experience for a year.
fatass_ninja 0
I kno how u feel :(
helenaa_luvsyew 2
HAHAH omg thats horrible! haha but thats the first one thats actually made me laugh. out loud ahah.. lol.
taybwb 0
maybe thats a sign!
xrudeboyrock 29
I know that game. It's rough. Good luck!
mistie_rowe 10
haha this happened to me about 6 months ago.. I feel sorry for you!):
doglover100 29
That seems like a plot for a TV show.