Animals: Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died,...

By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By ugh - 25/04/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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That's just cruel

By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00

Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML

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By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

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FMLollie 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:23

You should keep dropping hints about how this one dog looks particularly like your old one until they confess.

SunnyUserName123 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:23

Get him back

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patrickalamo 47

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:24

They lack honor. Get the dog back.

ohjessica 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:54

Oh my God..your picture.

MaskedAspen 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:45

get it back ( if you're old enough ), then run home acting as if you have the gift of bringing shit back to life, obviously.

skuzzledud 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:54

If you love that dog you will take him/her back home

deviable 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:58

God damn that really pisses me off. Re-adopt him.

oops_im_fucked 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:59

You should adopt him back and come home and be like, "mom, dad! Look who I found!"

No_habla_espanol 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:03

Someone please tell me how this person deserved this?!

odexy 12

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:16

Are you sure it's your dog though? My mothers friend has a dog that looked EXACTLY like mine. It was freakishly uncanny.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:24

I would rip their nuts off.

Doortje 29

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:24

Poor dog, first he is abandoned by his owners and then nobody want him and he has to stay at the shelter for over a year :(

Enigmax2514 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:59

So now u know what the man in the iron mask's mother felt like

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Am I the asshole?

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