By SeverelyAnnoyed - 31/03/2016 17:53 - Netherlands

Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML
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lexos 16

Can't you call the cops and blame the owner of your apartment for animal abuse?

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WCARlover 34

Why has it taken 9 hours of it before you've called animal control or something? I feel like that's a long time to deal with obnoxious crowing

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zykrithium 22

Hopefully you didn't tell anyone you got the deal of a life time, else they'd probably be telling you to eat crow at this point.

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lexos 16

Can't you call the cops and blame the owner of your apartment for animal abuse?

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lexos 16

You can always try, the crow will probably die if you do nothing. If the crow dies it will start to rot and ops apartment will start to smell horrible

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Brandi_Faith 33

Or call the cops and blame the owner for leaving it and not getting it out and taking care of the apartment like he's supposed to. Isn't it a breach of contract or something seeing as their the owner/landlord?

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dbt88 15

Contract breeches are all civil matters. Almost anything landlord-tenant is civil which has to be taken up in court if they won't "settle" outside. Police are for criminal matters.

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A_Don_101 14

If you catch the crow, stick it in the owner's home ceiling.

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chuka81 27

Because torturing animals is always the answer.

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A_Don_101 14

haha leave it food and give it a nice home there

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Candijpg 17

it probably won't live very long, but then you have the trouble of getting a dead bird out the attic

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chuka81 27

Except OP has no access to the attic.

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hobbs96 26

That's why it would be trouble.

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WCARlover 34

Why has it taken 9 hours of it before you've called animal control or something? I feel like that's a long time to deal with obnoxious crowing

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cacheson 41

They may mean 9 hours since it started. If they went to work and came home and it was still making noise, then the timeline could make it 9 hours without them having had to deal with it for that long. Plus, they had been trying to contact the landlord, likely hoping that they would call animal control.

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cheshireau 26

Obnoxious crowing or a poor animal cooing for help because it's stuck?!

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ssnow_fml 20

Just go crazy on the ceiling with a shotgun. it'll take care of the crow and give you attic access at the same time.

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maskeddrop 14

Idk why this is down voted this is hilarious!!!!!!

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domolovesyoshi 33

You should have thought about Animal control instead of the owner

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worldclassrager 39

Animal control? They should be able to override your landlord...

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hellnosucka 27

I can see the next superhero emerging... Captain Crow?

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Dragonstorm786 17

I think your name fits for the answer to your question.

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born_hustla 26

Call animal control. Report animal cruelty. Notify PETA. Your landlord would be in some serious heat!

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Kitouran 30

Do NOT notify PETA! They're just as likely to kill it as they are to help it!

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