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JamiesMom Trenton, United States

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

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JamiesMom 10

Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.

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DooleyFTW 17

Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?

SS99_fml 20

Well who used up the other 8 lives?

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Comments (107)

whatnow430 15

How did a five year old restrain/entice a cat into the toilet?

jessucka123 7

How does that even happen? An innocent animal died because your brat of a child didn't know right from wrong.

JamiesMom 10

My son is not a brat, and the cat was already dead when he tried to flush him and he tried to flush him because we've done it with his fish before.

jackaced 7

Now that's a pro-active child. 'Cat's dead, I know what to do'

MrConcise 34

My brain processed the FML backwards. Tears welled up at the violent mental imagery, then I felt dumb while re-reading it.

JamiesMom 10

Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.

SexPot143 13

I cant believe how many negative people are on here. Holy crap. Supervise your kid better, Hes gonna be a serial killer. wtf? They must not have any kids then or else they would know if you look away for even a second they can be getting into trouble. Ass holes

Rougeee 6

I don't know if I'm really good at reading between the lines or if the original post was that hard to understand.. I'm not inclined to the latter but who knows.

slowlybreakingme 14

I hope that's not HOW he died!!

KChubs 12

That kid is an asshole. Probably the same one from The Omen. Watch out.

JamiesMom 10

He just didn't know any better. He thought you were supposed to flush all dead animals like you do with fish.

Jessj958 19

@62, I really hope you were being sarcastic. I know a lot of times people are and sometimes it's hard to tell, but it's REALLY HARD to tell if you were or not. You don't call other people's children assholes. OP, that is the cutest, funniest story ever! Kids are so funny. I have 2 boys, they definitely crack me up. Never a dull moment!

JamiesMom 10

I did giggle for a moment at it, how he was trying to help(: And yes boy's are great! My husband and I are currently trying for another(:

Jessj958 19

Good luck to you guys!! :)

D3ATHZ3RO 15

First of all if you know kids, you know they're stupid, second the the cat was clearly already dead, third instead of being an asshole by calling a kid, well, an asshole why don't you go to a secluded spot in your home and go **** yourself....

IvyPalin 7

Maybe you should get off FML and watch your kid then?

usagiii 7

And how does FML get in the way of raising her kid?

Jessj958 19

Your logic makes no sense #70. OP posted the FML after the incident. I think this FML has the most illiterate commenters ever!

truth_teller23 11

Did the cat die because he tried to flush it down the toilet? Or when the cat was already dead he tried to flush it?