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By Annoyed - 11/05/2016 01:23 - United States - Panama City Beach

Today, one of my students stole my wallet. I teach kindergarten. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2016 12:49

All I can think of is a 5 year old gangbanger just staring you down, daring you to make your move. "Gimme my chocolate milk, bitch."

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Do you know for sure it was a student or is your wallet just gone and you're making assumptions?

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Saturday 14 May 2016 1:41

that kids going places XD

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Sunday 11 September 2016 12:22

YDI for not teaching you class better OP

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