Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my husband keeps falling sick or imagining that he's sick. We started the year with flu, then back pain, then a sprain, then a ligament tear, and now a bacterial infection. On the days he's not sick, he has zero interest in physical intimacy, scared that he'll catch an STD. We're a married monogamous couple. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
Correction, YOU haven't had sex in two years.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Con: Your husband is cheating on you. Pro: You haven't caught chlamydia from him. Con: This could lead to your divorce. Pro: A financial windfall, and the chance to meet someone who cares about you. Good luck.
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Comments (27)
Chazzster 32
I cannot help but feel that a marriage that has gone two years since sexual relations between spouses actually has a bigger problem than the evidence of husband’s recent infidelity. Any marriage that gets to that point is quite honestly at risk. Yes, husband should have asked for divorce from a sexless marriage instead of having sex outside the marriage. That would have been honest and understandable. And I assume that one of these two has by now probably begun divorce proceedings. But you have to be a fool to think that 2 sexless years of your marriage is anything but a ticking time bomb. To ignore that takes a special blindness.
MisstressNicole 20
so there were already problems if you didn't want to be intimate. why were you still in a loveless marriage after 2 years?what a waste of life.
Jesus Santana 5
Divorce!!!!!!
wHSKitty 11
Time to say “Kiss this... (and I don’t mean on my rosy-red lips.)”
peterblackmer91 12
If you haven't had sex in 2 years it's no wonder he didn't acknowledge your anniversary. Isn't that a clue that things aren't good in your marriage?