Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my husband keeps falling sick or imagining that he's sick. We started the year with flu, then back pain, then a sprain, then a ligament tear, and now a bacterial infection. On the days he's not sick, he has zero interest in physical intimacy, scared that he'll catch an STD. We're a married monogamous couple. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
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Top comments
ThrottleJockey 36
Correction, YOU haven't had sex in two years.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Con: Your husband is cheating on you. Pro: You haven't caught chlamydia from him. Con: This could lead to your divorce. Pro: A financial windfall, and the chance to meet someone who cares about you. Good luck.
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Comments (27)
tarabella 7
excuse me but what did you expect?? you haven't had sex in 2 years and you thought he wasn't sleeping with someone else? i don't care about how much hate i get for this comment but my god woman, you are stupid and naive.
HootyHoops1300 11
Exactly my point
logicalliv 9
We don't know why they aren't having sex. Maybe every time she asked he said no.
logicalliv 9
We don't know why they aren't having sex. Maybe every time she asked he said no.
dexter420 21
I see why he didn’t acknowledge it
Davros 12
If you haven't had sex in 2 years do you really care?
chosha_fml 27
If this is a reason to end the marriage (it’s up to you whether that’s so), make a plan OP. Make sure you’re financially protected before you leave.
lucasj23 11
no wonder he didn't acknowledge your anniversary if you've not had sex for 2 years. what's there to celebrate?
David Squires 5
well shit two years no wonder hes cheatin
wanted_2_want 40
Don’t be too harsh with him. Your poor husband has been eating a lot of clams. Therefore the ‘clamidia’ No?? Ok. 😌
Justine Malang 16
No sex in two years??! What?! That's already a big red flag if it was even only a month. This applies if you're below 60 I guess.
amarie2009 22
Two years of no sex and he cheated on you. Time to get a divorce and suck him dry (no pun intended) LOL!!!
cmilhorn11 2
Well I mean I’m Just saying if you haven’t had sex in 2 years what did you really expect ? That he wasn’t gonna look elsewhere ? Atleast you don’t have the clap .