By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks 447
You deserved it 48
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

46 6
bluelahve 0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

27 1

Comments

smackyou 0

ok that's a fail you should have said you slept on my lap when i was awake now it's my turn . oh you have no time now ? give me you're phone number or this movie will end wrong.

1 5
thoughtcrimeno1 0

I agree. the only way to get the girl is to show her how deranged you are, lest she realize that you might be an okay guy. Baka.

6 2
simplyrebelling 0

wonder what she did when she woke up?

0 1
logandean 0

and i agree, you should have slipped a note in her purse with your number on it. I know if it were me I'd give the guy a call if he let me sleep on him and wasn't creeped out =)

1 2
ninjanate 0

if I girl did tht to me I would get a stiffy. 

2 1
jonny2x4 0

She was probably drunk. No way a sober chick does that and just lays there. Did you get a chub? Did you smell her hair? Did you at least take a pic?

1 4