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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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ok that's a fail you should have said you slept on my lap when i was awake now it's my turn . oh you have no time now ? give me you're phone number or this movie will end wrong.

thoughtcrimeno1 0

I agree. the only way to get the girl is to show her how deranged you are, lest she realize that you might be an okay guy. Baka.

simplyrebelling 0

wonder what she did when she woke up?

logandean 0

and i agree, you should have slipped a note in her purse with your number on it. I know if it were me I'd give the guy a call if he let me sleep on him and wasn't creeped out =)

Or if he didn't try anything.

prod324 0

hahaha lol wow

just how young was she, btw?

why is this an fyl?

ninjanate 0

if I girl did tht to me I would get a stiffy. 

ninjanate 0

if a girl*

im sorry to hear that... :(

Hey! That's closer than I've been!

She was probably drunk. No way a sober chick does that and just lays there. Did you get a chub? Did you smell her hair? Did you at least take a pic?