By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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Top comments

LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

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bluelahve 0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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Comments

Melvar_10 3

that would be funny if he got one And then it would be funny if the girl felt it and gave OP that "I want it" look lol

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n_maher 0

what's an "I want it look?" o_O lol

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Sappheyes 0

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ChuckNasty/SexyFace.png

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Melvar_10 3

Just ask her for her #!!! If she slept on your lap, and woke up not saying eew, she might think ur nice for not pushing her off (unless u did)

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euclid 0

should I feel bad? I haven't even got that close.

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Fabby_fml 2

Oh yeah, a cute girl was sleeping on your lap- such an FML.

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MyNameIsViet 15

Oi dip. The fml part was the fact OT was te closest he'd ever gotten to a girl. Now quit trolling and have fun.

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

densha otoko?

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

it's a story about a guy who's been single all his life but finds love after an incident on a train.

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RetroXI 4

what the rock is cooking? (had to say it)

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towboatdude 0

dude you totaly missed your oppertunity. you had it in the bag with chick. she would have felt obligated to go out with you. even if it was just dinner. and that would have given you more time to think and plan things out.

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kalixzo 11

Dude, who watches wrestling anymore?

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