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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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Big Up Bro!!

Jesuswasabi 0

Boner!!!

that would be funny if he got one And then it would be funny if the girl felt it and gave OP that "I want it" look lol

31 - you watch too much **** :P

what's an "I want it look?" o_O lol

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ChuckNasty/SexyFace.png

33: I concur *eyeroll*

Just ask her for her #!!! If she slept on your lap, and woke up not saying eew, she might think ur nice for not pushing her off (unless u did)

should I feel bad? I haven't even got that close.

Fabby_fml 2

Oh yeah, a cute girl was sleeping on your lap- such an FML.

Oi dip. The fml part was the fact OT was te closest he'd ever gotten to a girl. Now quit trolling and have fun.

thoughtcrimeno1 0

densha otoko?

04VWR32 6

?

hes saying "train guy" in japanese

thoughtcrimeno1 0

it's a story about a guy who's been single all his life but finds love after an incident on a train.

RetroXI 4

what the rock is cooking? (had to say it)

What a ****** creeper

dude you totaly missed your oppertunity. you had it in the bag with chick. she would have felt obligated to go out with you. even if it was just dinner. and that would have given you more time to think and plan things out.

Dude, who watches wrestling anymore?