Love: Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't...

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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LemonMan 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:34

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

bluelahve 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:24

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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sarcdude 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 22:57

I'm losing chest hair as I mentally "D'awww" at the FML and this illustration. FML.

darkdmx512 0

Monday 22 November 2010 5:17

Dude I understand.

Unnoticed2015 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:20

Wish that happened to me...

fmayhewubh 2

Friday 16 September 2011 19:37

Y U No ask her for coffee, with an adorable man smile?

dazed_confused94 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:09

did you at least talk to her afterward? and get those digits?

analo_fml 8

Friday 23 March 2012 5:09

because it is perfectly normal to sleep on a stranger's lap

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