By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

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bluelahve 0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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cricbat 1

strip bars exist for people like us :)

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Cheerbaby016 0

hahahahahha ohhh u pooorr thingg :)

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MagicalPegicorn 0

you could have woke her up and talked to her...

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xtx123 0

You should go to the gym, lose some weight, get some muscle. Improve your self-confidence and that should do it.

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DeathShad0 1

FML my ass. This is more like a win for you OP. To everyone saying "that's creepy", how the hell is it? Someone give me a detailed answer as to why that is creepy. No wonder nobody gets along these days.

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greenell 0

I know this sounds pathetic but I've always wanted to meet someone like that, you know, the random stranger on the bus, or the boy at the book store... I think it's a cute fml.

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1LL337 0

I dunno of YDI or not...are you <22 Years old? If so, you don't deserve it, it's not a big deal. If you're <22...time to start considering a prostitute to just get it out of your system...

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FerrariCake 2

It's obvious why this is the closest you've ever been with a woman: you're clueless. A girl "falls asleep" in your lap and you think it was an "accident".

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