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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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48 = God LMAO I loved the rock, he was my childhood idol even though I knew wrestling was fake

sweetdreams999 0

no big deal OP. wait for the right girl. it shouldn't make anyone proud to voice their high multiple sexual partners. TURN OFF.

jackie_loka 0

haha lol

RedPillSucks 33

If she fell asleep in his lap, I'm guessing, not.

RedPillSucks 33

@66 I'm sure OP was thinking... It didn't suck this time....

dingo353 0

Fell asleep on his LAP ? Not possible.

RedPillSucks 33

Write your phone number on her face and hand with a sharpie

She probably either liked you or doesn't give a **** about anyone. Which is it? Otherwise she might have slept on your shoulder, not your lap.

she fell asleep on his lap 'accidently'

dugumit 0

op that was very creepy and weird.

logandean 0

Haha hopefully you didn't poke her in the eye with your stiffy =p