Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML
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Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, I saw a guy struggling to reach something on the top shelf at the grocery store. Wanting to be helpful, I said, “Need a tall person’s help?” He laughed, stepped aside, then his girlfriend, who was taller than both of us, grabbed the item with zero effort. She gave me the dirtiest look, as if I’d personally insulted his manhood. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
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Pounce 0
She may have meant it like you were thin/looked frail. I don't think she was personally insulting you. It was still nice of you to offer though!
Snodes 0
maybe the old lady wanted a strong guy to help her up
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MooKee 0
hahah #10
MooKee 0
hahah #10
KarenC_fml 0
What a bitch!
sparda4355 0
FHL for being a bitch!
cashmuhlah23 0
She is my hero!
Matzaball300 0
maybe you look like a rapist...
JJawbreakerr 0
If shes as old as i imagine her she'll be on her way out soon anyway. Mean old people are just bitter and jealous. I'll probably be the same way when I'm older just not a bitch. ill be the cool old hag. ha! not really an FML she deserves a slap across the face though. (: Cause we all love seeing old people get slapped. teehee
ohhboyy 0
be like stewie from family guy & say k bitch!
dudeitsdanny 10
You should have waited till someone helped her take it up.. Then taken it back down after yelling "Bitch!"
xanth 0
Screw her then. If she wants to be a judgmental hag then be on your way, don't give her a second thought, and let her ass struggle up the steps by herself.