Anonyme
Aix-en-provence, France
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16
That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...
JuzReading 23
"She shoots.... and she scores!"
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knoney19 12
That's so ****** up
Saintdyn 9
I suggest a lawsuit because that could have very easily killed you.
mkayden 23
Evil grandma strikes again! Hahahahaha
loserman67 36
You should have thrown five balled up knuckles into her mouth
Death69 24
I would've smiled at her, then asked her this one question: "Ever see the movie, Throw Mama From The Train?" And go from there.
AlwaysWatching 27
Why do so many FMLs about trains have the phrase "little old lady" in them
gbrodee1 5
Old people used to be nice
sanecatlady 13
When I was a kid old ladies were sweet and kind who asked you how things were at school and baked you cookies. Now they're trying to kill us with choking hazards. What happened?
Si123 33
Did you spit it all back on to her? You really should've!
bombielol 20
umm I would have spit those little pieces of foil into that ladies face! FLY op /: