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Anonyme Aix-en-provence, France

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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Ole gal has j work

Well, I guess the grandma is living her life, but not u of course... On the bright side, M glad it's just small tin fouls in ur mouth and not a tattoo of a dick on ur forehead ;) just kidding, enjoy the day and the fun ppl around u

Hey free target, ydi. But in all seriousness, that sucks!

Weren't you taught to sleep with your mouth closed growing up? We were always told we'd catch flies if we slept with our mouths open.

How do you teach someone to do something when they're unconscious? Most people can't control what they do in their sleep.

spit them right back at her, one by one

"How did he die?" "An old ladies balls got stuck in his throat.. "

That's kind of a weird thing to do to someone.

And the intestinal damage trying to pass it would just be great too.

RedPillSucks 33

could have been worse. You could have gotten someones dick stuck in your throat.