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Anonyme Aix-en-provence, France

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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maggiefox 25

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT O.o

Someone needs to kick that old lady of the train.

What A bitch

Old lady +1 You 0. But seriously she wanted to choke you to death or something what did she expect. other then her wayof fun.

Kevlar_burrito 6

Enjoy the money you get from that lawsuit...

TrinityNevada 11

No one deserves that, but shouldn't people learn something about not sleeping in public places? You're pretty much a sitting duck for getting felt up or getting your bag stolen. Just saying.

FML grandmothers are dangerous

did no one else on the train bother to say anything

The next Michael Jordan

Anyone else thinking of the old lady in Daredevil that chokes to death?