Transportation: Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth... - FML

By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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Nickb55 16

Thursday 24 April 2014 12:20

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

JuzReading 23

Thursday 24 April 2014 12:24

"She shoots.... and she scores!"

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maggiefox 25

Friday 25 April 2014 3:26

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT O.o

Witchylady 17

Friday 25 April 2014 4:07

Someone needs to kick that old lady of the train.

soapysquid 2

Friday 25 April 2014 4:23

What A bitch

Al3xv3l92 24

Friday 25 April 2014 5:27

Old lady +1 You 0. But seriously she wanted to choke you to death or something what did she expect. other then her wayof fun.

Kevlar_burrito 6

Friday 25 April 2014 8:23

Enjoy the money you get from that lawsuit...

TrinityNevada 11

Saturday 26 April 2014 12:04

No one deserves that, but shouldn't people learn something about not sleeping in public places? You're pretty much a sitting duck for getting felt up or getting your bag stolen. Just saying.

belljars 22

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:10

FML grandmothers are dangerous

lordrauhl 7

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:29

did no one else on the train bother to say anything

aehren 11

Saturday 26 April 2014 22:35

The next Michael Jordan

fawfulster 11

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:52

Anyone else thinking of the old lady in Daredevil that chokes to death?

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