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Anonyme Aix-en-provence, France

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

"She shoots.... and she scores!"

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Omg that's horrible. Why would she do such a thing?! What happened after?

Well...I guess old people need to have fun too. So, respectfully, they act like twelve-year-olds. Seems legit.

Um, I think the odds of him actually choking to death are extremely low.

#109 yes, this is probably true, however the illustrated fmls are very rarely to be taken seriously.

ken12345678910 5

I'd punch that bitch

That woman is an idiot

kwazywabbit 9

This world worries me...

Things like this are why I never fall asleep on public transit. Even while on Amtrak or Greyhound, I don't tend to sleep well, if at all, and only if I have someone with me, so we can take shifts. I'm paranoid, but for good reason.

WTF is wrong with her??? Like Dam!!

das_shizzle 16

Or pick something up and throw it back.

Well your stomach acids can comfortably digest razor blades... so as long as they went down the food tube it's all good! If not... well you're screwed