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Anonyme Aix-en-provence, France

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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What a freakin b

Who takes tin foil on a train with them?