Anonyme
Aix-en-provence, France
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16
That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...
JuzReading 23
"She shoots.... and she scores!"
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Muny_fml 17
Old lady's can sometimes do stuff that they are unaware of harming others but no one can hate them for that
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
" Did you hear? A man was killed by an old lady on a train. She threw wads of foil down his throat until he chocked to death!" "Well... You can't hate her for it.. I mean she didn't know she was committing manslaughter.."
rileyharrislm 6
OMIGOD I think I've pissed myself!!
worldclassrager 41
Did you fall asleep reading the paper?
CrazyMelvin 14
How'd she do?
saralynnee132 10
What people do for fun these days. Putting other people's lives at stake isn't fun
billiejoe7 10
At least you didn't wake up with a dick in your mouth :)
Federgirl 19
wow that's crazy...thank goddess your ok and didn't choke to death on tin foil.
Attacksloth 33
Should have reported her to the train authorities. I'm sure they have cameras on trains nowadays. You might even have witnesses to speak in your favour if the old lady tries to manipulate the police by playing the role of the "innocent deaf and friendly old lady". She sounds sadistic.
Xotoolyxo 16
They all look cute and innocent till they try and choke you in there sleep
Krissey_DJ 16
One time, my brother promised he wouldn't fall asleep in the middle of watching a movie (like he always does) so when he did fall asleep my sister in law and I entertained ourselves by seeing how many sweet tarts we could get in his mouth before he woke up It was 6 lol