By ciammmm - 08/04/2016 00:23 - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML
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This comment made me laugh incredibly hard. Thank you.

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Dawnoftime 12
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Tis the struggle of a turtle

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george_s_4 30
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That sucks but there are some things you have to watch out for when your pregnant such as that. I'm not saying don't swim but just be extra careful

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Dawnoftime 12
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Tis the struggle of a turtle

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timelord5248 5
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That was better than the features on ifunny

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Magnoxidans 19
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Don't worry he was probably laughing at the irony.

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fakedsincerity 32
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Which part was ironic?

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The_Potato_Lord 15
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It probably happened to him at some point. I'd be laughing my ass off too.

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Magnoxidans 19
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Reread the original post, got it wrong - my bad

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george_s_4 30
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That sucks but there are some things you have to watch out for when your pregnant such as that. I'm not saying don't swim but just be extra careful

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BabooonLove 16
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Sounds like you have some insight?

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george_s_4 30
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It is true a male I have not been pregnant before so I do not know what it's like but it seems like common sense to me that if you have a large, heavy thing growing in your stomach that you have to be careful so you can avoid situations like the one op had

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nightfury711 16
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He's probably done the same thing, and just realized how funny it looked.

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goodread2200 10
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Learn to laugh at yourself now.... trust me. It's the only way to stay sane as a mother.

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Mauskau 35
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Isn't it wonderful how the human body will do its best to make you float whilst pregnant?

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foxpug 24
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Chin up, OP. You got to witness instant karma in action, and it could have been a much worse day for you.

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foxpug 24
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Really? I got 15 downvotes for trying to cheer someone up by trying to look on the bright side. Alright then...

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orangejubejube 20
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17 people can't seem to appreciate positivity - no wonder they're on fml ?

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foxpug 24
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You're probably right, #50 I also get the impression that a lot of people are "sheep voters" that start following blindly. Thanks for the response.

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shanson 22
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I've heard swimming can ease the discomfort at the end of pregnancy by making you feel weightless but this seems like a bit much

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28actress 22
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Well at least floating on your back can be quite relaxing! It was one of the first things they taught us in swim class

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george_s_4 30
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When you're pregnant I'm sure it's not nearly as relaxing

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sighlifeman 12
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sound like a cartoon in reality

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