ciammmm
Sierra Vista, United States
Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML
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Dawnoftime 12
Tis the struggle of a turtle
george_s_4 32
That sucks but there are some things you have to watch out for when your pregnant such as that. I'm not saying don't swim but just be extra careful
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cecedarling 21
I would have flat out told the guy that's what he gets for laughing at human nature.
Malsain_fml 10
It was not buoyancy. It was the baby taking over for being better than you at swimming. A champion is on the way!
ciammmm 11
This comment made me laugh incredibly hard. Thank you.
YourGrammarSucks 12
OP, your FML made me laugh incredibly hard! Awkward for you, but thanks for posting this and making my day!
NeatNit 33
If it's a girl then it would have to be guirlancy.
Emma1562 35
You're a human submarine
asiansapphire 10
(y)
phantomxbg 17
Wouldn't the baby die from underwater? I'm just kidding
domolovesyoshi 33
What part of that would be funny? Why did you think putting just kidding would save you? That's why you're getting so many dislikes.
SecundusSecunda 27
Whale-ho! Raise the belly! Rudder hard to port! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
arauzfernando1 14
Ydi for making that poor guy choke
domolovesyoshi 33
Yes because she totally did that on purpose with her magical choking powers, idiot
manuwish 9
no need to whale about it
catdog414 11
Honestly I probably would've laughed too. You have to admit it was a little funny.
Dark_Cecilia 20
Fyl, but that guy totally deserved it
watermelon15 35
That's pretty cute :3 hehe I'm glad you got to go swimming near the end of your pregnancy op!